Thursday, August 24, 2006


Much to my relief, and yours as well, looks like the creepy JonBonet guy isn't the T-1000 after all.

John Connor gets a reprieve at least for the time being, but wait.


Or is it just me?

Friday, August 18, 2006

Judgment Day

IMPORTANT UPDATE: Sunday, Aug 20 11:45 AM PST. See postscript below.

Somebody, please pick up the phone and call Arnold Schwarzenegger. There is a much more pressing matter than balancing the California state budget.

Just look at this.

That's right, ladies and gentlemen. I am breaking the shocking news right here and right now. The Judgment Day is finally here. The T-1000 has arrived.

Here is my theory about this John Karr guy who really is the T-1000. There was a glitch in Skynet and it landed in Thailand instead of Los Angeles.

As you may know, he is in custody on sex related charges in Thailand, but Thai prison isn't where he is likely to find John Connor. So he fabricated a confession to manipulate the Thai and US authorities into extraditing him to the United States and get a free ride here.

I really hope to make it through this phase of the apocalypse, and have a chance to meet and spend some quality time with the T-X.

Yes, this is the best I could come up with after an extended break from the blogging world.

News Alert (Aug 20 11:45 AM PST): CNN reports that the T-1000 (John Karr) is on flight to arrive in LOS ANGELES tonight at 8:40 PM. He is headed to Los Angeles, where John Connor lives, not Boulder Colorado where JonBonet died or Northern California where an arrest warrant is out. His masterful deception continues to fool the Keystone Cops.

We are all going to die.