Friday, August 18, 2006

Judgment Day

IMPORTANT UPDATE: Sunday, Aug 20 11:45 AM PST. See postscript below.

Somebody, please pick up the phone and call Arnold Schwarzenegger. There is a much more pressing matter than balancing the California state budget.

Just look at this.





That's right, ladies and gentlemen. I am breaking the shocking news right here and right now. The Judgment Day is finally here. The T-1000 has arrived.

Here is my theory about this John Karr guy who really is the T-1000. There was a glitch in Skynet and it landed in Thailand instead of Los Angeles.

As you may know, he is in custody on sex related charges in Thailand, but Thai prison isn't where he is likely to find John Connor. So he fabricated a confession to manipulate the Thai and US authorities into extraditing him to the United States and get a free ride here.

I really hope to make it through this phase of the apocalypse, and have a chance to meet and spend some quality time with the T-X.



Yes, this is the best I could come up with after an extended break from the blogging world.

News Alert (Aug 20 11:45 AM PST): CNN reports that the T-1000 (John Karr) is on flight to arrive in LOS ANGELES tonight at 8:40 PM. He is headed to Los Angeles, where John Connor lives, not Boulder Colorado where JonBonet died or Northern California where an arrest warrant is out. His masterful deception continues to fool the Keystone Cops.

We are all going to die.


23 Comments:

At August 18, 2006 3:03 PM, Blogger Friar Tuck said...

The resemblance is uncanny

 
At August 18, 2006 4:39 PM, Blogger Nathan said...

Judgment. Not judgement.

 
At August 18, 2006 4:43 PM, Blogger David Cho said...

Not according to dictionary.com.

 
At August 18, 2006 4:48 PM, Blogger David Cho said...

Oh, according to the movie title, you are right. Okay, you outnerded me this time.

 
At August 18, 2006 7:24 PM, Blogger Elevated said...

Deep stuff :P

 
At August 18, 2006 10:30 PM, Blogger Gary Means said...

Of far greater importance than any other those matters: How is Noah doing?

It's good to see you posting again, Mr. Cho.

 
At August 18, 2006 10:32 PM, Blogger Gary Means said...

huh? Of far greater importance than any of those other matters:
yeah, that's what I meant to type.

 
At August 19, 2006 12:13 AM, Blogger Arsen Kashkashian said...

It's great to get some levity on the whole thing. Living in Boulder is becoming painful once again. The media have descended upon us and you can't turn around without bumping into a reporter. Thanks for the humor.

 
At August 19, 2006 6:01 AM, Blogger A thinker said...

Um, well, um...welcome back.

And technically, both "judgement" and "judgment" are correct. The former is the British spelling, the latter American. So consider yourself accurate, Mr. Cho.

 
At August 19, 2006 12:21 PM, Blogger Amber said...

Creepy. The whole thing is creepy.

 
At August 19, 2006 8:22 PM, Blogger Brian Buriff said...

If John Karr confesses to being T-1000, should we believe it. Would there be a DNA match?

 
At August 20, 2006 11:35 AM, Blogger Mike Y said...

Um... David... um...

Interesting! ;)

 
At August 20, 2006 12:11 PM, Blogger David Cho said...

@elevated: Nice new picture there.

@Gary, Noah's doing well. There was more drama involved which I may blog about

@arsen: Thanks for stopping by.

@thinker: thanks for standing up for me.

@amber: yeah, very creepy. I don't get the public's fascination with it. Kids get killed all the time, but this one has received a disproportionate amount of attention.

@gary: You know that the T-1000 can reshape itself to replicate anything it comes in contact with, so I gotta believe that the replication process includes DNA as well.

@mike: Ah come on. You gotta back me up on this.

 
At August 20, 2006 2:41 PM, Blogger Brotha Buck said...

Interesting theory, you might not be too far off.

 
At August 20, 2006 3:04 PM, Blogger grace said...

Good to see that you are back! :)

 
At August 20, 2006 7:45 PM, Blogger Oricon Ailin said...

First of all, welcome back!!

Second...that is just plain creepy. I KNEW I recognized that face somewhere!!! ;)

 
At August 20, 2006 7:55 PM, Blogger Just Rannin' Around said...

Oh sure you are already creating excuses for when your precious UCLA team loses to my Utes here soon. I am sure you will say that the T-1000 took over the leading member of the team and really didn't know how to play the game. I see where you are really aiming this....no fooling me! ;)

 
At August 20, 2006 11:24 PM, Blogger Janice said...

Hmmmmmmmm

 
At August 21, 2006 6:47 AM, Blogger The Gig said...

Glad to see you posting again. What took you so long?
This post in my opinion, is pretty scary.

 
At August 21, 2006 2:15 PM, Blogger Nathan said...

Oh, according to the movie title, you are right. Okay, you outnerded me this time.

I am the Nerd. Fear me.

 
At August 22, 2006 3:08 PM, Blogger Miss Cellania said...

Glad you are back! That is, until... WE ALL DIE!

 
At August 23, 2006 6:49 AM, Blogger Mike Y said...

Okay. I back you up. On what part? That dude looks creepy! I like the Robert Patrick dude. He looks cool.

Or are you talking about T-X??? I don't know if I can back you up on that. I might be tempted to cut in front of you ;)

 
At August 24, 2006 1:10 AM, Blogger David Cho said...

Dude, you are married. T-X is mine.

 

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