Note to Self
When a nice old lady donning a nice apron offers you nice food samples at a nice market on a nice day,
- smile and thank her for her generosity
- take the sample she hands to you
- taste it
- dispose of the toothpick by placing it on the designated paper plate
- thank her again and continue with your life
DO NOT, after tasting the food sample, take the SAME toothpick and help yourself to another one. You are not at a Bar-B-Que and the nice old lady is not your Mom.
I will neither confirm nor deny whether I engaged in the aforementioned deed or not. Just sayin..
posted by David Cho @ 7/09/2005
6 comments
6 Comments:
Mmmm, I love sample day. I am very suprised that you didn't get stabbed with that very same toothpick though.
Well, I didn't exactly write about what happened after helping myself with another one.
In fact, I am not even saying whether it happened or not.
Closely akin to the double dip...
love the samples. i can eat lunch at costco because they have samples on every aisle.
lol! If we ask you if you actually perpetrated this offence, would you admit it?
;)
P.S. How DOES one add a picture? I'd like to, but haven't been able to figure it out. I suppose this reveals me for the HTML illiterate that I am, but hey, at least I'm not a nerd. heh heh. J/k!
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