Pretend this is a video blog
Since I don't have a webcam, you will have to bear with me as I walk you through a series of still photos.
So who doesn't like Tabasco? If you are an aficionado of all things spicy, then Tabasco should be near the top of your must-haves.
Have you looked at the label on the other side of the Tabasco logo on the bottle? I bet you have not.
Drop everything you are doing and grab the bottle you have and come back here. This is important.
Okay, so let's zoom in here to have a closer look.
Okay, we can all read this: "Distinctive Flavor," it reads, "Aged to Perfection." The label goes on to claim that, "It takes 3 years to make the unique favor of TABASCO brand Pepper Sauce."
Just some harmless marketing propaganda we have grown used to. Now let's move the camera down the label to read the rest of the label.
It says to "Try it on: Soups, salads, pizza, pasta, .... BBQ." Let's continue down the list.
ARE YOU SEEING WHAT I'M SEEING?!?!?!?!? It tells you to "try it on" Asian!?!?!?
Now you may say not to be silly and tell me that it really means Asian foods. Then why is Sushi listed separately?
You know, the last time I checked, Sushi isn't Norwegian.
Memo to self: Be aware of big bad men walking around with a Tabasco bottle.
On a more serious note, a lot of crazy little things are going on in my life, leaving me no mental capacity to blog. I suppose this is how writer's block comes about. Hope your Labor Day weekend went well.