You read it right.
A new baby in my life - A Brand New Laptop.
What can I say about my new baby. Ladies and gentlemen, Satellite P35-S605 from Toshiba (Applause please).
Let's take a moment or so to go over the specs. Drop everything you are doing. This is important.
- Pentium 4 Processor 553 3.46 Ghz processing speed
- ATI MOBILITY™ RADEON® 9000 IGP
- 1 GB memory
- 256MB (Min) /2048MB (Max)
(David at this point is too overcome with emotion to continue down the list.
In other words, he is verklempting. Verklempt, as some of you may know is a fake Yiddish word which means overcome with emotion. This word was coined by Linda Richman of Saturday Night Live's "Coffee Talk" back in the mid 90's.
Please be respectful while he composes himself.
Even though Linda Richman originally sanctioned it as an adjective, I am using it as a verb, hence I am verklempting. It's a fake word. In the immortal words of William Shakespeare, or Britney Spears - BITE ME, Linda.)
I'm okay now. Please follow this link to read up more on this marvelous laptop.
One thing that the photo above fails to do justice is the monitor. It is a 17" diagonal widescreen. To get an idea of what that means, check this out.
I can now have Patricia Heaton's fan site AND the Katherine Jenkins official website open in TWO SEPERATE browser windows SIDE BY SIDE. No longer do I have to choose Patricia over Katherine. No longer do I have to choose Katherine over Patricia.
The same goes for my childhood heroes The Bionic Woman and Wonder Woman.
(David is verklempting again....)