Just another day
Even though this particular Japanese takeout place isn't known for great food, I love seeing this old lady who always greets me with a radiant smile. Despite her limited command of the English language, her warmth and kindness have attracted a lot of customers to this small joint located in this very Anglo area of Orange County.
The price tag for my lunch order came out to be $7.32. Since I only had a twenty dollar bill, I asked her to hold it while I excused myself out to my car in the parking lot to get some change.
There was plenty of pennies and nickles inside the cupholder. But they were caked in spilled Coke and dog hairs. It was disgusting.
Being a nice guy, I thought I'd wash them before handing them over to this very classy Japanese lady. Returned to the joint, and headed straight to the restroom. Dropped the coins in the sink and soaked them in water for a few minutes to dissolve the fossilized dog hairs and Coke and heaven knows what else.
Finally I made my way back to the counter and placed the coins in her hand. She winced a bit: Turned out that some were still glistening with moisture. Apparently I did not do a very good job of drying them with the paper towel.
"Oh, I had to wash them."
Her face turned ghost white. Gone was her smile.
She had just seen me emerge from the restroom.
Just another dorky day in my little corner of the world. Nice going, Cho.
16 Comments:
Hilarious. Being the world's largest germaphobe, I can appreciate you feeling the need to clean the coins before handing them over. However, again...being the world's largest germaphobe, I can appreciate her being freaked out by you handing over wet coins after stepping from the mens room.
I'm laughing so hard I think I hurt myself. You need to send that in to Reader's Digest or something.
I did hurt myself! I fell off my chair. YES! Send it to reader's digest!
Absolutely hilarious. I wish I could have been there to watch.
Just too, too funny! LOL!
I don't want to speculate on what she was thinking.
Sarah,
The "largest" germaphobe? I can think of quite a few germaphoes who are larger than you :).
So you are a germaphobe, but have two dogs?
LOL, LOL, you are too funny and you remind me of another germaphobe. Do you remember Brotha Buck and some of his truck stories? That was a germa, germa phobe.
LOL!!! I can just imagine the look on her face!!! *giggles hysterically*
hahaha Going back anytime soon?
LOL!!!
I love the way you poke fun at yourself on your blog. Ouch. I'm squirmin' in embarrassment for you at the same time I'm laughing.
WTG, David.
And I thought Asians could do no wrong!
What? The lady didn't do anything wrong.
Yes David, I am a mega-germaphobe (is that better than world's largest?)...and I have two dogs.
Everytime one of them gets sick on me or drools on me...my dad is convinced that's one less year of therapy I should need for this problem. I disagree and think it's actually adding years!
Lol! and as quick and you zipped in and out, she probably figured you didn't wash your hands, but.....on the coins.
where is the pic of us at the restaurant. I am waiting. :)
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