So tempted to do this
I hate Fry's Electronics. They seem to have a knack for hiring leftovers from the least evolved gene pool.
Frisking you like a criminal as you walk out the door after shopping is demeaning and insulting, which probably leads one to ask why I keep going back. I have no idea.
What if, after paying for the goods and securing the receipt, I just flew out the door and attempted to flee from a pack of angry security guards down to the parking lot. Wouldn't that be a scene? I'd allow them to catch up with me to show off my receipt. Would they turn me in for my refusal to submit to their humiliating treatment of their customers? I cannot imagine why a prank like that would be illegal.